Demosthenian Literary Society
The University of Georgia's oldest student organization
Meetings every Thursday at 7 pm
Excellence in debate since 1803
Meetings every Thursday at 7 pm
Excellence in debate since 1803
Elections were just finished and we now have a new officer group!
President- Alex Monty Lucco
Vice President Kaitlyn Beck
Secretary- Narke Norton
Chief JC- Cameron Greene
Associate JC- Jacqueline Van De Velde and Mackenzie McRae
Hall Preservationist- Emily Durden
Treasurer- Derrick Weeks
Hall Administrator- Elizabeth Ridgeway
Historian- Sam Darby
Librarian- Kayla Quinton
Custodian- Adil Yaqoob
Sargent at Arms- McKinley Alden
Congratulate these fine ladies and gentlemen and get excited for a next semester! See you at Farewells!
Minutes of March 21st 2013
Presented on March 28th 2013
The meeting was called to order at 7:15
There were 4 first time guests, 3 returning guests and 1 alumni present.
Mr. O’Brian was selected as critic.
In programs:
We had The Historian’s Address. Ms. Abdulhadi presented her report on the period of desegregation at UGA and the Societies less than stellar involvement in it to put it mildly.
In reinstatement of membership:
The prodigal son Mr. Hall returned to the society, having been lost he was found and welcomed back in.
In petitions:
We had Mr. Gabe …
Minutes of March 7th 2013
Presented on March 21st 2013
Ladies and gentleman as you may be aware, the government is undergoing some very large cuts to itself. Never fear though eventually our friends in DC will probably figure it out and when they do the money will start flowing again. When that does happen I figured I would suggest a few projects I would like to see funded.
1. My face being added to Mount Rushmore
2. NASA
3. A NASA program to rain meteors down on other meteors (The revenge of Earth)
4. Pokemon
5. …
Minutes of February 28, 2013
Presented on March 7, 2013
From the desk of Shea Cotton
Ladies and gentleman I’m sure many of you, like me, spend most of your time worrying about what the future holds for you. Well spoiler alert, I recently was able to get a glance into what the future holds for all of you and so here is what each of you will be doing in 10 years.
Ms. Abduhadi: Photographer for Vanity Fair specialises in tasteful nudes
Mr. Alden: Rasputin Impersonator
Ms. Beck: First female senator in a sex scandel
Mr. …
Minutes of February 22, 2013
Presented on March 1, 2013
From the desk of Shea Cotton
Ladies and gentleman I am here to talk to you tonight about something very important. It’s time Demosthenians for some very tough love. You see everyone you all have a terrible problem. You are some of the absolute worst moochers there are. You come into this world, with all its business opportunities and demand that you should be able to enter the market with competitive skills? How dare you believe such nonsense. You should to what that …
